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" If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. "

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Rodney Dangerfield

" We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat. "

" Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. "

Quentin Tarantino

" Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. "

" I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. "

" It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions. "

" I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. "

" Even in a culture where people are well meaning, there are sometimes 'microaggressions.' People who will just cut you off. You'll be talking, and someone will interrupt you. That's become a big pet peeve of mine. "

" One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense. "

" Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint. "

" My campaign is about getting pets to be more active, and exercise with your animal is a great way for people to exercise. When you're out with your pet, it becomes fun. You don't think of it as a chore. For me, taking my dog out for a walk is very relaxing. "

Misty May-Treanor

" A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. "

" Definitely, when I have a place and I'm going to be there for any significant amount of time, I want to have dogs. I like a pet you can have some fun with and who does everything you do. "

" I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. "

" Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they're older. People just don't realise their dog must respect them as leader of the pack. "

" Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans. "

" Who indeed, after pulling off the coloured glasses of prejudice and thrusting out of sight his pet projects, can help seeing the folly of these endeavours to protect men against themselves? A sad population of imbeciles would our schemers fill the world with, could their plans last. "

Herbert Spencer

" You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. "

" My favorite animal is steak. "

" Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully. "

" I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those things that when you go home, you're still the nerd you were when you left, and your parents still get to yell at you about cleaning up your room, and your girlfriend still drags you to the pet store. "

" No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. "

Christopher Morley

" My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it. "

Maggie Stiefvater

" I was very short. Everybody else was two years older in my class, and I had curly hair and was teacher's pet. "

Howard Stringer

" In truth, I'm not really a cat person. Seamus, the wonder dog, still deeply mourned by all who knew him, was just about the only pet I've ever really loved. "

" I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane. "

" If the Beastie Boys and the Beach Boys and Pet Shop Boys can stay boys, so can we. "