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" I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane. "

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" A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. "

" If I was going to do anything, I'd be a producer, only because I'd like to have a say in what gets made and what doesn't. "

" It might seem strange to feast on Guinea pig, but Ecuadorians love to eat cuy. Personally, I think it's a phenomenal alternative to pork or chicken. High in protein, low in fat, cheap and easy to raise. Oh, and cuy tastes great, much like roast pig. You might call it a pet, but I prefer to call it dinner. "

" And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered. "

Justin Chambers

" I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. "

" I'm just happy when people want me to work for them. "

" My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. "

" Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. "

" Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. "

" Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life. "

" I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160... but to pick one: muffins. They're imposters. They think they're breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes. "

" Many cats are the death of the mouse. "

" I had a Super Beetle that I restored and painted deep purple in honor of Jimi Hendrix that was stolen. After that, I got a Ford Falcon that had no windshield wipers, so whenever it rained - which, thankfully, in L.A. it doesn't do very much - I'd have to lean out my driver's side window like 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.' "

" I spent a lot of time in the White House in the public areas where reporters are allowed to go, but I spoke to people about the private quarters as well. Some of the things I learned were small, novelistic details. For example, the fact that there were still pet stains on the carpets from the Bush cats when the Obamas moved in. "

" I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun. "

" I love animals and I love to see movies with animals that are done respectfully, you know? "

" There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. "

" I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. "

" I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog. "

Beverley Mitchell

" I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with. "

" The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. "

" Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more. "

Edwin Way Teale

" I hate when people don't keep their word or they are late. Tardiness is a big pet peeve of mine. "

" I'm having a great career, though I think I'm not as good as your little scenario makes me out to be. "

" I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? "

" In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. "

" In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. "

Terry Pratchett

" Cats don't like change without their consent. "

" As an actress, there's nothing worse than not knowing your cues. "

" There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. "