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" If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. "

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" It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. "

" We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. "

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" They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me. "

" Working with Bruce Willis makes my career authentic. I may not get an Oscar, but I worked with Bruce Willis. That matters more to me. "

" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "

" I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another. "

" All women like to look up to their men. "

" I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are. "

" Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate. "

" I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together. "

" In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to get the party started, so I just take my shirt off. "

" I don't do drama. I'm a comedian. "

" The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny! "

" I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. "

" To me, politics is a pile of tricks. "

" Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down. "

" I would love to try action films. "

" Parents should support and love their kids no matter what. "

" If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people. "

" My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same. "

" I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit. "

" I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "

" It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them. "

" I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' "

" Where I came from, people couldn't afford to go to the theatre. "

" I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. "

" My voice is very distinct. People hear Tracy Morgan's voice, and they know Tracy Morgan right off the bat because I've been in their homes for so many years. "

" I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night. "

" I think hip hop is dead. It's all pop now. If you call it hip hop, then you need to stop. Hip hop was a movement. Hip hop was a culture. Hip hop was a way of life. It's all commercial now. "