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" It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. "

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" Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration. "

" When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation. "

" Black people dance well because we start early - there's music being played everywhere. White people? They don't start dancing until they get to college, and by then, it's too late; the bottom don't move with the top no matter how hard they try. "

" I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place. "

" Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant. "

" You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. "

" If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used. Those will never be touched. "

" In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to get the party started, so I just take my shirt off. "

" I've played outrageous characters my whole career. "

" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

" I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working. "

" I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. "

" As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life. "

" I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets. "

" Some people believe everything they see on TV. People, it's called tel-lie-vision! "

" It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction. "

" I have the person at home, the person who has his privacy, too. Michael Jackson didn't do the moonwalk in his kitchen. "

" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "

" Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. "

" When you see me on the street, act like you know me. "

" I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence. "

" You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. "

" I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. "

" My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same. "

" We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. "

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" If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying? "

" Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee. "