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" I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. "

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" So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. "

" I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place. "

" I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. "

" Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going. "

" There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold. "

" My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself. "

" That's a gift God's given us: the ability to work together in collaborations. "

" Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. "

" I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm glad I didn't have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder. "

" On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me. "

" My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star. "

" I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. "

" I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that. "

" I have a nice following in Boston. The Boston crowd is very hip. "

" It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. "

" I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. "

" And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly. "

" No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king. "

" Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. "

" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

" The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? "

" Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. "

" I'm a black man in America, so I'm going to be misunderstood. "

" Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee. "

" My older brother was born, who was a cripple, then I was born, and my sister was born, the only girl. So I was between the only girl and the crippled guy. I was the middle guy. "

" You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. "

" I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working. "

" Where I came from, people couldn't afford to go to the theatre. "

" Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy can really change that. "

" I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night. "