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" I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. "
Tracy Morgan
Funny
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" As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life. "
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" When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. "
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" I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm glad I didn't have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder. "
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" I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down. "
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" Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America. "
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" I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' "
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" I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets. "
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