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" Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool. "

Denis Leary

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Denis Leary

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" My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave. "

" I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things. "

" My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be. "

" I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory. "

" When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era. "

" I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television. "

" If you had no enemies, you had no fun. "

" What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny. "

" My brother and I tortured my mother growing up. "

Denis Leary

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Brother

" With any actor, if you know your character well enough, you'll know pretty much what he would say under any circumstance, or whatever situation might rear its head. "

" Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland. "

" How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean. "

" Hockey's my favorite sport. "

" Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we'd have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants. "

Denis Leary

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" I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. "

" I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate. "

Denis Leary

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" My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that. "

" Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. "