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" No, no, the songs write themselves, almost. "
Mel Brooks
Write
Themselves
Almost
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" All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security. "
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" I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances. "
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" These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet. "
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" I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn. "
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" I loved Westerns as a little kid, and I loved horror films. "
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" I love writing songs. I'm a songwriter. "
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" We rest our case on the production numbers. "
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Case
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" I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat. "
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" Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. "
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Around
Life
" Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. "
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Life
Look
" If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win. "
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" As far as songwriters, I've always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin; those guys mean a lot to me. "
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Mean
Me
" If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. "
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" But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality. "
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Taste
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" Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy. "
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Laughter
Size
" Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you've gotta perform them and/or direct them, or sometimes just produce them. "
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You
Ideas
Support
" Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. "
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Human
Living
Skin
" I wish I was better looking. "
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Looking
Better
I Wish
" I know how to make it a great musical. I've got to. It's like I've got to see it on stage. "
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" Oh, I'm not a true genius. I'm a near genius. I would say I'm a short genius. I'd rather be tall and normal than a short genius. "
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" Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. "
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