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" Someone told me I looked like a young Tonya Harding recently, as if 'young' would soften the blow. "
Nikki Glaser
Me
Young
Someone
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" I am a woman, so I never want to hide that or be like, 'I'm one of the boys,' because I'm not. I am aware of our audience. We always aim for the right combo of not hitting people over head but still getting our message across. "
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" I've been doing stand-up for a few years, and I have a handful of fans just from stuff I've done, like 'Last Comic Standing.' And as a fan of stand-ups myself ... like, when I first discovered Sarah Silverman, I wanted to know everything about her life. "
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" I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot because she goes a lot! "
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" A lot of being a woman in this business is about how you look... That's not why we're even in this business; that's not what people want from us. We're valuable because we're funny and because we have a voice and a point of view. "
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People
Voice
" I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids. "
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Having
" As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well go full force on it. "
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" I remember the 'Jenny McCarthy Show' being kind of funny, and I remember her being just like one of the boys. I remember her being counter to everything I thought girls should be on TV, or whatever. I kind of liked her vibe. "
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Funny
Her
Thought
" Up until recently, I've said, 'I don't notice the sexism in the industry.' "
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Said
Up
Sexism
" There's actually a thing called Wikifeet that's the Wikipedia of celebrity girls' feet. "
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Wikipedia
Actually
Celebrity
" I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my act. It's nice when you find a perspective that no one has hit on. "
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Like
You
Perspective
" I've been saying inappropriate things since I was a kid. "
Nikki Glaser
Kid
Saying
Things
" I have to say that it's fun to write for young girls, and it's exciting to know that we're influencing them and they're looking at us like, 'I want to grow up and be like them.' I mean, I just made up the person saying that. "
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Say
Saying
Fun
" All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked. "
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Humor
Pretty
Relatives
" I was going to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos but decided that wouldn't work. They would know I was there to make fun of them. It would be like me going to a Trump rally. "
Nikki Glaser
Go
Fun
Me
" I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind. "
Nikki Glaser
Humor
Smile
Like
" I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put my life at risk. "
Nikki Glaser
Say
Risk
Life
" All my life - middle school, high school - I've always been worried what are people going to think. "
Nikki Glaser
Life
My Life
People
" People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they're scared of what they're ignorant of. "
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Ignorant
People
Understand
" I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household. But nannying is demoralizing. I'm just not cut out for it. "
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Just
Comedy
Kids
" I don't feel the same pressure to be perfect up there that I did in the beginning. "
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Feel
Same
Beginning
" I think people are afraid of the concept of open relationships. Like, 'I will not accept this.' They don't have to! No one is telling them to. But it might work for other people. "
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People
Open
Relationships
" It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my life than from my fellow female comedians. I attribute much of my success to some of them. "
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Success
Life
Cool
" My standup is years and years of me working things out on the road. I'm really proud of it! A lot of it is about, well... I don't know why I feel this way, but I feel like every special or show I do is some variation on how I feel like I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. "
Nikki Glaser
Know
Me
Proud
" College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest procrastinator, and I learned how to be an efficient procrastinator. "
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Good
Pull
Done
" The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don't understand. It's like, 'I don't want to deal with the fact that some people might have been born in the wrong body.' "
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Born
Body
People
" The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well received you are. "
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Camera
Business
Yourself
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Never
Radio
Room
" I was inspired by people telling me I should be a comedian. I tried it and had a really good first set, so I was like, 'OK, I'll do this forever'. "
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Like
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First
" Things end in this business. Shows get canceled, or you walk away from them - but most likely, things get canceled. "
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