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" When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh. "
Trey Parker
You
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Sweet
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" It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart. "
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" It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works. "
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" Like anything important, anything you need people to hear - you've got to have music for it. You've got to make it at least a little piece of a song or sometimes a whole song. "
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" I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. "
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" I've started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making 'South Park,' and I always have. It's super stressful. I'm always miserable. "
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" We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us. "
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" I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force. "
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" We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.' "
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" You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado. "
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" My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?' "
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" My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there. "
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" When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. "
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" We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves. "
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" Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that we can't laugh about religion in America. "
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" Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. "
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" Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central. "
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" I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. "
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" When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff. "
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" Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe, and it's expanding, and it's all going to collapse on itself, and we're all just here, just 'cuz. Just 'cuz.' That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever. "
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" So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it. "
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" The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show. "
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" I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid. "
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" Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas. "
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" Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. "
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" All the religions are super funny to me. "
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" I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. "
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" You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it. "
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" Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. "
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" The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican. "
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