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" I've started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making 'South Park,' and I always have. It's super stressful. I'm always miserable. "
Trey Parker
Hate
Miserable
Park
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" When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. "
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" Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. "
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" Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central. "
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" What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material. "
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" No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' "
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" I was always a very happy, optimistic person. "
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" We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves. "
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" Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. "
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" If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.' "
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" If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. "
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" If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.' "
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" It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. "
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" I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football. "
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" I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid. "
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" All the religions are super funny to me. "
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" It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works. "
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