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" We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us. "

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" I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. "

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" We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was. "

" Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it. "

" It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great. "

" Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that we can't laugh about religion in America. "

" So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it. "

" The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show. "

" If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.' "

" In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. "

" When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time. "

" It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works. "

" Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. "

" I was always a very happy, optimistic person. "

" Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. "

" I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny. "

" Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. "

" I've started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making 'South Park,' and I always have. It's super stressful. I'm always miserable. "

" How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this on my television while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device which is hooked into my oven, all while sitting in the refrigerator?' "

" I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. "

" If you ever go to Temple Square in Salt Lake City, if you stay there long enough, you'll see a homeless person standing in the middle of their nice, beautiful square, holding out a cup for change. And the Mormons don't ever ask him to leave. "

" So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact. "

" The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican. "

" You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody. "

" The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican. "

" I hate puppets so much. "

" I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid. "

" I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. "