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" You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado. "
Trey Parker
Missionaries
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" When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. "
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" The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act. "
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" We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves. "
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" We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us. "
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" My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut. "
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" That was a misconception among a lot of people - that Mormons are polygamist. No, they're not. I mean they obviously have that in their history, and there are some fundamentalists. "
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" Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. "
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" What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material. "
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" So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact. "
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" A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name. "
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" I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. "
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" I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn. "
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" It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works. "
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" I hate puppets so much. "
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Hate
" I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. "
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" People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else. "
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" Doing a musical is like having a kid. It's out there alive somewhere. It's not like a movie or a TV show where what we intended is what everyone will see. The kid can act out. The kid's going to do what it wants to do. "
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" Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. "
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Matters
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" Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe, and it's expanding, and it's all going to collapse on itself, and we're all just here, just 'cuz. Just 'cuz.' That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever. "
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" Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. "
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" We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was. "
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" Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. "
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" Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. "
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" I was always a very happy, optimistic person. "
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" Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that we can't laugh about religion in America. "
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" It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart. "
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" We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.' "
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" I find Mormons adorable. "
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" When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny. "
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