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" The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show. "

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" It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. "

" My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?' "

" Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it. "

" If you ever go to Temple Square in Salt Lake City, if you stay there long enough, you'll see a homeless person standing in the middle of their nice, beautiful square, holding out a cup for change. And the Mormons don't ever ask him to leave. "

" Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. "

" I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football. "

" No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' "

" I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. "

" Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central. "

" Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. "

" It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works. "

" I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. "

" I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny. "

" I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. "

" All the religions are super funny to me. "

" We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was. "

" So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact. "

" Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. "

" I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. "

" Doing a musical is like having a kid. It's out there alive somewhere. It's not like a movie or a TV show where what we intended is what everyone will see. The kid can act out. The kid's going to do what it wants to do. "

" I find Mormons adorable. "

" Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? "

" If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. "

" We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town. "

" When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff. "

" When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh. "

" I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force. "

" It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else. "

" I hate puppets so much. "