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" You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker. "

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" And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly. "

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" When you see me on the street, act like you know me. "

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" I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are. "

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" Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy can really change that. "

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" As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life. "