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" Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration. "

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" Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out. "

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" Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life. "

" I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place. "

" I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the odds of a tough childhood, who worked hard, who didn't let his surroundings get the best of him and lead him to jail or the graveyard. Where I ended up - being a comedian, a TV star, and a movie actor - might be unique, but my story is not. "

" I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. "

" It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them. "

" Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. "

" I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. "

" Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. "

" You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. "

" My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself. "

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" I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. "

" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "

" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "

" People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. "