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" I don't see myself as angry, although other people see that. I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate. "

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" I think it's good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don't have any need for guts. "

" So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. "

" Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy. "

" Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America. "

" I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' "

" Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee. "

" I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York. "

" It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them. "

" I'm a black man in America, so I'm going to be misunderstood. "

" They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me. "

" And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly. "

" There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days. "

" All women like to look up to their men. "

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" I think hip hop is dead. It's all pop now. If you call it hip hop, then you need to stop. Hip hop was a movement. Hip hop was a culture. Hip hop was a way of life. It's all commercial now. "

" Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. "

" The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps. "

" Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius. "

" I'm art. You're art. We are God's greatest works, simple as that. "

" We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying. "

" There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold. "

" If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people. "

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