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" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "

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" It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it. "

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" The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails! "

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" I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age. "

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" Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch. "