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" I want to show the world my humor. "
Tracy Morgan
Show
World
Humor
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" Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy. "
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" America doesn't like to hear about things like welfare. 'Don't talk about that. We don't like what it did to people!' Yeah, but it happened. "
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" You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic. "
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" My older brother was born, who was a cripple, then I was born, and my sister was born, the only girl. So I was between the only girl and the crippled guy. I was the middle guy. "
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" I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. "
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" White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. "
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" I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' "
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" Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going. "
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" People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. "
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" I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm glad I didn't have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder. "
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" Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration. "
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" If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. "
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" I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside. "
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" I'm not perfect, but I strive for it. "
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" There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold. "
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" There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days. "
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" Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. "
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" I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. "
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" Even when I'm sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what's happening. "
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" In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to get the party started, so I just take my shirt off. "
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