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" I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes. "
Tracy Morgan
Three
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Five
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" I've got friends who want money but don't want to do anything to earn it. "
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" I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm glad I didn't have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder. "
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" I do comedy for real people. "
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" To me, politics is a pile of tricks. "
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" Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius. "
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" It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it. "
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" Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.' "
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" On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me. "
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" Comedy should be easy, not laboured. "
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" I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. "
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" What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. "
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" And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly. "
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" I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. "
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" I have the person at home, the person who has his privacy, too. Michael Jackson didn't do the moonwalk in his kitchen. "
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" When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it. "
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" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "
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" I do my best creating on stage. "
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" Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes. "
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" The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails! "
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" I want to show the world my humor. "
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" If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. "
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" Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out. "
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" I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York. "
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" I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. "
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