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" I was always a very happy, optimistic person. "

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" When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. "

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" Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central. "

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" I find Mormons adorable. "

" Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? "

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" No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. "

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" You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody. "

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" Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. "

" Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. "

" You can't make experimental work by copying past work. "

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