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" I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. "
Sarah Silverman
Some
Hard
Core
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" I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money. "
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Good
Money
Worry
" I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. "
Sarah Silverman
Interesting
Drama
Love
" As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness. "
Sarah Silverman
Insecurities
Go
Bed
" What are the chances there is a God, really? "
Sarah Silverman
God
Chances
Really
" I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. "
Sarah Silverman
Never
Want
Defend
" I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. "
Sarah Silverman
Quarter
Last
Games
" I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "
Sarah Silverman
Before
Teeth
Twice
" I do love the idea of ritual. "
Sarah Silverman
Idea
Love
Ritual
" I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. "
Sarah Silverman
Love
Choices
Alone
" I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. "
Sarah Silverman
Listening
Safety
Words
" They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. "
Sarah Silverman
Got
Uncle
Trying
" Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world. "
Sarah Silverman
Grow
Myself
Race
" You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. "
Sarah Silverman
Comic
Whatever
You
" If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. "
Sarah Silverman
Offended
You
Saying
" I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. "
Sarah Silverman
Myself
Funny
Religion
" I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night. "
Sarah Silverman
Day
You
Sleep
" Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. "
Sarah Silverman
I Think
Say
Think
" Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill. "
Sarah Silverman
Skill
People
Humour
" I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. "
Sarah Silverman
Silhouette
Heart
Made
" I really think everything is fair game. "
Sarah Silverman
Game
Fair
Everything
" I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. "
Sarah Silverman
Avoid
Offend
Out
" I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies. "
Sarah Silverman
Looking
Run
Sleep
" And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. "
Sarah Silverman
Back
Three
Me
" Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. "
Sarah Silverman
Definitely
Me
Smells
" I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians' albums and watching them on TV, on 'The Tonight Show' and Letterman. "
Sarah Silverman
Family
Laugh
Clown
" Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now. "
Sarah Silverman
Kind
Feel
Career
" I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "
Sarah Silverman
Teeth
Love
Twice
" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. "
Sarah Silverman
Really
Just
Myself
" Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies. "
Sarah Silverman
Growing Up
Loved
Remember
" I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited. "
Sarah Silverman
Got
Body
Experience