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" Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. "

Sarah Silverman

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" I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. "

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" They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. "

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" I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. "

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" I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians' albums and watching them on TV, on 'The Tonight Show' and Letterman. "

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" As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness. "

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" That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. "

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" I like my life alone. "

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" I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited. "

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" I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyone can get anything, but I need it. I do think that it needs to work hand and hand with therapy. "

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" In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think they can go together really well and really thoughtfully. But, I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch. "

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" Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. "

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" I really think everything is fair game. "

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" I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah! That's how it's done!' But for me it's the audience. If I feel connected to them, I have so much fun, and if not, it stinks. "

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" I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. "

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" If I have kids, I'll adopt. "

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" I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show. "

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" I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. "

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" I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends. "

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" I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down and kind of shape it up, but there's really no other way to practice other than onstage. "

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" I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. "

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" I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. "

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" I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. "

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" Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. "

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" Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill. "

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" I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "

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" By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. "

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" I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. "

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