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" Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine. "

Sarah Silverman

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" I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down and kind of shape it up, but there's really no other way to practice other than onstage. "

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" I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians' albums and watching them on TV, on 'The Tonight Show' and Letterman. "

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" I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night. "

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" In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think they can go together really well and really thoughtfully. But, I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch. "

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" The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. "

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" Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. "

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" Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world. "

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" As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness. "

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" Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill. "

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" I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show. "

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" I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited. "

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" It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. "

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" Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert. "

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" I really think everything is fair game. "

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" When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach. "

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" I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. "

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" My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life. "

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" Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. "

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" I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. "

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" I like my life alone. "

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" Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. "

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" I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. "

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" But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. "

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" You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. "

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" I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyone can get anything, but I need it. I do think that it needs to work hand and hand with therapy. "

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" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. "

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" I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies. "

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