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" I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. "
Steven Wright
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" Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping malls. Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being. "
Bill Bryson
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Human
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" We talked about many issues, like welfare, is it the way of life or hand up? Talked about size of government, how much should it tax families and small businesses? And when we left that lunch, we got in the car and I looked over at Chuck and said, 'I'll be damned. we're Republicans.' "
Susana Martinez
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" At one point he decided enough was enough. "
Steven Wright
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He
" It's not about today or tomorrow; it's about building a company that can build the best race cars in the world. "
Robby Gordon
Best
Building
World
" People get really nuts around cars. They get angry at cars, they get angry at their car, they get angry at people driving in cars; there's something really comical about that, about automobiles. "
Matt Dillon
Get
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Nuts
" We speak of 'software eating the world,' 'the Internet of Things,' and we massify 'data' by declaring it 'Big.' But these concepts remain for the most part abstract. It's hard for many of us to grasp the impact of digital technology on the 'real world' of things like rocks, homes, cars, and trees. We lack a metaphor that hits home. "
John Battelle
Trees
World
Home
" I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now. "
Steven Wright
School
Thinking
High School
" If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? "
Steven Wright
Too
Swimmer
Rest
" I still think I'm like the poor girl from Colorado who worked three jobs to buy a car. That's still my mentality, so I'll be walking down the street, and I forget what I do and who I am. "
Amy Adams
Think
I Am
Girl
" The older Mercedes is absolutely beautiful. It's got that lovely purring feeling as the engine ticks over, which you just don't get in a modern car. "
Sarah Alexander
Beautiful
Feeling
Mercedes
" If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of. "
George C. Wallace
He
Ever
Down
" I've done movies I'm very proud of, but there's always a sense of: 'Come see this shiny new car!' The question I hate the most is: 'Why should people see it?' "
Oscar Isaac
Done
Proud
Hate
" During the season, most of my time to unwind is in my car ride home. When I get home, it's being with my kids. "
Tom Brady
Most
Car
Home
" I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. "
Steven Wright
Map
Existential
You
" I don't believe in the electric cars, but I strongly believe in hybrids. "
Luca Cordero di Montezemolo
Electric
Believe
Electric Cars
" I love doing all of my own stunts. Anything. Even if they are telling me, 'No, no, no! You can't do that!' I'll do it. Like crashing my car through the gate, climbing up the building, kicking in a window... I love doing all of that stuff. "
Christa Campbell
Window
Building
Car
" When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. "
Steven Wright
Little
Only
Sand
" For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. "
Steven Wright
Fight
Same
Room
" I'm glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That's cool. "
Elon Musk
Cool
Car
BMW
" I love speed. I love racing cars, whether it's on the streets or wherever. Don't tell the St. Louis police, though. "
Nelly
Louis
Love
Police
" Things in themselves have no life in them. A car can't comfort or encourage you. A house means nothing if there's no life and love inside. "
Joyce Meyer
House
Love
You
" Singapore is likely to be the world's first market for self-driving cars. Commercial services around self-driving vehicles will likely be in Singapore before they are anywhere else in the world. "
Karl Iagnemma
Will
Singapore
First
" I always try to say, 'If you want to help the environment, try to do just two things. One, use less of your car. Second, separate your garbage.' "
Jaime Lerner
Environment
Car
Garbage
" Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh. "
Steven Wright
Become
Laugh
People
" Being sad and being depressed are two different things. Also, people going through depression don't look so, while someone sad will look sad. The most common reaction is, 'How can you be depressed? You have everything going for you. You are the supposed number one heroine and have a plush home, car, movies... What else do you want?' "
Deepika Padukone
Look
Depression
People
" I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. "
Steven Wright
Coffee
Almost
Time
" Ten to 20 years out, driving your car will be viewed as equivalently immoral as smoking cigarettes around other people is today. "
Marc Andreessen
Driving
Car
Today
" A lot of fun stuff happens when you go out on a bike compared to when you're in a car. You're more in the environment. It's enjoyable. Even when It's raining It's still fun. "
Stone Gossard
You
Bike
Car
" On Memorial Day, I was out floating on Lake Norman and came across Denny Hamlin. We struck up a conversation, and one of the first things we were talking about was how much it helped him when he started racing the Cup car and how much it helped his Nationwide program. "
Danica Patrick
Day
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Racing
" I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the '50s and '60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mother's Morris Minor. I drove it around my father's farm. But my favorite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years. "
Rowan Atkinson
Mother
Enjoy
Father