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" I think the Baby Boom has enjoyed itself, maybe sometimes a little too much, and we're continuing to enjoy ourselves, maybe a little too much. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Sometimes
Enjoy
Too Much
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" The best and brightest don't go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs. "
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" The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. "
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" President Bush said that if illegal immigrants want citizenship, they'd have to do three things: pay taxes, hold meaningful jobs, and learn English. Bush doesn't meet those qualifications. "
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" War diminishes both civil and economic rights. "
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" Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed. "
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" Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort. "
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" I've never been able to get it straight about what these people who are worried about the trade deficit are worried about. "
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" My life would have gone along perfectly well, politically speaking, if it hadn't been for girls. "
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" Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent! "
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" I know quite a few fellow members of the news analysis and commentary business, and I have it from the highest-placed sources, on the record, that each and every one of our children is a genius. "
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" Tel Aviv is new, built on the sand dunes north of Jaffa in the 1890s, about the same time Miami was founded. The cities bear a resemblance in size, site, climate, and architecture, which ranges from the bland to the fancifully bland. "
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" I'm a member of the 1960s generation. We didn't have any wisdom. "
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" Some day you will be wheeled in for a heart bypass operation, and a surgeon will be the person who is now behind the counter when you renew your car registration at the department of motor vehicles. "
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" All previous populist movements were demanding things from governments, whereas the Tea Party is saying, 'Give us less, go away.' That's heartening to see. "
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Party
" The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. "
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" I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics. "
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" I live in New Hampshire. We're in favor of global warming. Eleven hundred more feet of sea-level rises? I've got beachfront property. You tell us up there, 'By the end of the century, New York City could be underwater,' and we say, 'Your point is?' "
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" Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him. "
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" The average IQ in America is - and this can be proven mathematically - average. "
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" Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization - an appeal to civilization itself. "
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" If there are three words that need to be used more in American journalism, commentary, politics, personal life... it's the magic words 'I don't know.' "
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" Adam Smith is misread as being amoral precisely because people don't read his first book, because they don't read 'The Theory of Moral Sentiments.' "
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" Soldiers are not policemen, and it's very unfair, even for those soldiers who have some police training, to burden them with police duties. It's not what they're trained for, or equipped for. "
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" Our earliest evidence of government, in the ruins of Babylon and Egypt, shows nothing but ziggurats and pyramids of wasted taxpayer money, the TARP funds and shovel-ready stimulus programs of their day. "
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" Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum. "
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" On inspection, Gaudi's architecture isn't whimsical at all. "
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" Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby. "
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" For decades in America, there has been an effort to ensure that the rights of those who are not sane are the same as the rights of those who are. "
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