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" No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king. "

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" Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. "

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" When you see me on the street, act like you know me. "

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" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

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" Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. "

" What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. "

" When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. "

" We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying. "

" All women like to look up to their men. "

" I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical. "

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" I want to show the world my humor. "

" There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they'll let you know whether they like you or not. "

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" I have a nice following in Boston. The Boston crowd is very hip. "