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" If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto Powerball winner. I'm the mutation in the DNA that makes evolution a reality. I am the new black. "

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" I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. "

Tracy Morgan

Love

Feel

Truth

" If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used. Those will never be touched. "

" Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy. "

" What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts. "

" I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working. "

" When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. "

" It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. "

" No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king. "

" If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. "

" I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude. "

" People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills. "

" I'm not perfect, but I strive for it. "

" Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being. "

" Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses. "

" I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "

" Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out. "

" I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit. "

" I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. "

" I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that. "

" Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate. "

" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "

" My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star. "

Tracy Morgan

Father

My Life

" I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them. "

" I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. "

" When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it. "

" To me, politics is a pile of tricks. "

Tracy Morgan

Tricks

Politics

" I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. "

" Even when I'm sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what's happening. "

Tracy Morgan

Glass

Sitting

" I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' "

" If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying? "