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" It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction. "
Tracy Morgan
Dealing
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Scary
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" The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? "
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" Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes. "
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" When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it. "
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" The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife. "
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" My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. "
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" I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "
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" People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. "
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" A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then. "
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" Black people dance well because we start early - there's music being played everywhere. White people? They don't start dancing until they get to college, and by then, it's too late; the bottom don't move with the top no matter how hard they try. "
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Music
" Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses. "
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" I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down. "
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" I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that. "
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" On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me. "
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Night
Performance
" I want to show the world my humor. "
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" My older brother was born, who was a cripple, then I was born, and my sister was born, the only girl. So I was between the only girl and the crippled guy. I was the middle guy. "
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" Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music. "
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" I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no. "
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Phone
Like
Get
" Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. "
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" I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York. "
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New York
Family
New
" For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. "
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First
Career
Business
" Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out. "
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" I do comedy for real people. "
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" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "
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" Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.' "
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" If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used. Those will never be touched. "
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Some
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" You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. "
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Intelligent
Pretty
Smart
" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "
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Me
Mirror
" I guess I'm entertaining; I guess I'm interesting. I guess the things that I say sell papers. I guess they sell magazines. I don't know. "
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" I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. "
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" I do my best creating on stage. "
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