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" I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them. "

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" Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just up there doing jokey, jokey, joke. "

" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "

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" Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being. "

" My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star. "

" I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' "

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