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" I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week. "

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" In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to get the party started, so I just take my shirt off. "

" I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. "

" What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. "

" I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. "

" I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical. "

" If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people. "

" Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just up there doing jokey, jokey, joke. "

" When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it. "

" I do comedy for real people. "

" The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too. "

" Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration. "

" I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap. "

" Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee. "

" I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. "

" Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy. "

" Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. "

" I know how bad bullying can hurt. I was bullied when I was a kid. "

" Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. "

" If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. "

" To me, politics is a pile of tricks. "

" Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. You have to see how you're carrying yourself because there's a little girl. There's not a little boy, there's a little girl. I think I'm a little more overprotective. "

" We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. "

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" Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America. "

" I've gone through my trials and tribulations, and sure, it's gotten bumpy and all that, but I'm here. OK? "

" I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the odds of a tough childhood, who worked hard, who didn't let his surroundings get the best of him and lead him to jail or the graveyard. Where I ended up - being a comedian, a TV star, and a movie actor - might be unique, but my story is not. "

" I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. "

" If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at. "

" I'm a black man in America, so I'm going to be misunderstood. "

" I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy. "

" I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut. "