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" I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan. "

Sarah Silverman

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" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. "

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" Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now. "

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" Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world. "

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" You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. "

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" I do love the idea of ritual. "

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" Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. "

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" It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. "

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" I had a lot of depression as a kid. "

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" I like my life alone. "

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" I just think of myself as a comedian, really. "

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" I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited. "

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" I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. "

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" I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. "

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" And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. "

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" I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. "

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" I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies. "

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" If I have kids, I'll adopt. "

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" The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. "

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" I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show. "

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" I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. "

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" You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to. "

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" Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert. "

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" Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. "

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" I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. "

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" My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He's not even hearing the content, he's just hearing him. When I'm onstage, he's looking at the audience members and can't believe that there are strangers listening to me, and he's just delighted by the whole thing. "

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