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" I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down and kind of shape it up, but there's really no other way to practice other than onstage. "

Sarah Silverman

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Adopt

Kids

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" I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. "

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Fat

" You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. "

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