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" The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film. "

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" I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it. "

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" When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me. "

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