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" The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? "
Tracy Morgan
See
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Me
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" If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. "
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" People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive. "
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" I've played outrageous characters my whole career. "
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" A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then. "
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" My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. "
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" When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. "
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" I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap. "
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" I think it's good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don't have any need for guts. "
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" I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. "
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" Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.' "
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" I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don't get mad at anyone. "
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" You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. "
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" What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. "
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" You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. "
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" I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy. "
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" I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets. "
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" Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration. "
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" I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. "
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" I've gone through my trials and tribulations, and sure, it's gotten bumpy and all that, but I'm here. OK? "
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" If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. "
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" When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you. "
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" The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps. "
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" Parents should support and love their kids no matter what. "
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