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" People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive. "
Tracy Morgan
Alive
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" It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. "
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" I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. "
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" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "
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" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "
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" The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife. "
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" Working with Bruce Willis makes my career authentic. I may not get an Oscar, but I worked with Bruce Willis. That matters more to me. "
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" What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts. "
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" I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together. "
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" I have the person at home, the person who has his privacy, too. Michael Jackson didn't do the moonwalk in his kitchen. "
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" If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. "
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" It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction. "
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" Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. "
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" I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. "
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" I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York. "
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" When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. "
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Over
You
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" Who's coming with me? I don't know where I'm going, but who's coming with me? "
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Coming
" I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical. "
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Feel
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" I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don't get mad at anyone. "
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" Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.' "
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Saturday Night
Night
Live
" Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. "
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" Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes. "
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Learn
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" For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. "
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First
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Business
" If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. "
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Somebody
Then
" Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius. "
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" I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets. "
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" If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto Powerball winner. I'm the mutation in the DNA that makes evolution a reality. I am the new black. "
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" The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps. "
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Her
Back
Woman
" There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they'll let you know whether they like you or not. "
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" Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. You have to see how you're carrying yourself because there's a little girl. There's not a little boy, there's a little girl. I think I'm a little more overprotective. "
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" My older brother was born, who was a cripple, then I was born, and my sister was born, the only girl. So I was between the only girl and the crippled guy. I was the middle guy. "
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