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" There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. "
Josh Billings
Which
Two
Twins
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" It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. "
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" Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. "
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" The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. "
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" You’d better not know so much, than to know so many things that ain’t so. "
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" There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. "
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" Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. "
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" The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it. "
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Always
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" I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money. "
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" There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. "
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" Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. "
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Than
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" There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. "
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" There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. "
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Enjoy
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" It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. "
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God
Live
" Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. "
Josh Billings
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Refute
Silence
" There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it. "
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World
Time
" There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. "
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Experience
Learn
Nothing
" Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. "
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Doing
Common Sense
" Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. "
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Smile
Marriage
Love
" It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. "
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Man
Reputation
Often
" A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. "
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Hole
Know
Way
" If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. "
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" It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too. "
Josh Billings
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Own
Him
" Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. "
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Good
Dog
Money
" To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. "
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Yourself
Travel
Way
" Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. "
Josh Billings
Thankful
Wicked
God
" The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. "
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Fear
Everyone
More
" The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so. "
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Know
People
" One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. "
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Victories
Politeness
" Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. "
Josh Billings
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Most
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