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" It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too. "
Josh Billings
Job
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Him
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" Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. "
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" One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. "
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" The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. "
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" Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. "
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" The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so. "
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" Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it. "
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" There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. "
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" One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. "
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" Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread. "
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" The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. "
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Everyone
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" There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. "
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Change
Who
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" Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. "
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Wicked
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" There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. "
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Which
Two
Twins
" In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us. "
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Difficulties
Age
" Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. "
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Love
Envy
" Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. "
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Sense
Common Sense
Enough
" The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. "
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Time
Tongue
You
" To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. "
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Yourself
Travel
Way
" There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it. "
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People
World
Time
" It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit. "
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Sins
Much
Easier
" There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. "
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" Remember the poor, it costs nothing. "
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Costs
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Nothing
" Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. "
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Life Is Short
Life
Short
" Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. "
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Influence
Woman
Wants
" Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. "
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One Thing
Like
Get
" Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. "
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Playing
Cards
You
" Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. "
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Scandal
Tea
Maids
" It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. "
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" Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. "
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Man
Most
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