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" Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. "
Josh Billings
Good
Dog
Money
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" Remember the poor, it costs nothing. "
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" In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us. "
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" You’d better not know so much, than to know so many things that ain’t so. "
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" I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money. "
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" If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. "
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" Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. "
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" Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. "
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" Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. "
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" There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. "
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" One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. "
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" One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. "
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" A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. "
Josh Billings
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Know
Way
" Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. "
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" The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it. "
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Good
Always
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" No one can disgrace us but ourselves. "
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Us
Disgrace
" The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. "
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Loudest
Grease
" I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. "
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Good
Home
Horror
" There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. "
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Learn
Nothing
" A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. "
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Love
Love Yourself
Pet
" To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. "
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Travel
Way
" When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. "
Josh Billings
Me
Man
Kind
" Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. "
Josh Billings
Life Is Short
Life
Short
" One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. "
Josh Billings
You
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Politeness
" Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. "
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Blind
Love Is
Said
" There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. "
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Which
Two
Twins
" There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. "
Josh Billings
Nothing
Than
Evidence
" If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. "
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Time
Lost
" As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. "
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" The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. "
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