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" Usually, whatever people's particular political leaning is, they either think I'm just like them or the opposite. "

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" I started my blog in 2002. That was pre-MySpace, pre-Facebook. That was back before newspapers realized they were going out of business. That was back when no one gave any credence to Internet writers. "

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