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" I started my blog in 2002. That was pre-MySpace, pre-Facebook. That was back before newspapers realized they were going out of business. That was back when no one gave any credence to Internet writers. "

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" Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you're going to get sick of it. "

" Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art. "

" The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't. "

" I'm a human. Every human is flawed. I might be flawed in different ways than some people, or worse ways than some people, or better ways than some people. "

" Publishing companies are like schoolyard bullies that can't even fight well. "

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" I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures. "

" The point of psychoanalysis is to really understand the roots of your behavior. Understand why you are doing the things you're doing - and connect your unconscious to your conscious. "

" My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. "

" Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer. "

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" Obviously, I love Japanese food. My favorite TV show of all time, without exception, is 'Iron Chef.' Not the stupid American version; 'Iron Chef' Japanese; the real one, the one that was on in Japan... my DVR for years was set to record almost every single 'Iron Chef' episode. "

" You know, even big-time academics kind of have groupies. Anyone with any sort of fame. So, like, in your micro-world, or in your niche, you're kind of like a celebrity. "

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" If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail. "

" No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. "

" I'm never going to be Tolstoy. "

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" I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship. "

" Women always want the guy that other women want. "

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" General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable. "

" It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way. "

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" I think I just pick really smart and motivated people to work with - people who are probably going to do great things anyway - and I just teach them what I know, maybe teach them how to think a little clearer than they did before, and then off they go. "