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" What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. "

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" I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. "

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" I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it. "

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" Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. "

" Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. "

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" I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it. "

" Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. "

" When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. "