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" You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. "
" I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up. "
" 'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me. "
" I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. "
" We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again. "
" But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. "
" The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible. "
" Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. "
" Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures. "
" After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. "
" Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
" Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. "
" TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. "
" I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me. "
" If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. "
" Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. "
" I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it. "
" I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across. "
" I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun. "
" I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. "
" As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed. "
" Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. "
" Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. "
" That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment. "
" I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. "
" I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You can pretty much do it all day and all night if you want to. "
" I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. "
" When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. "
" I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures. "
" I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. "
" I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs. "