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" You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. "
Drew Carey
You
Women
Sex
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" I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them. "
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" I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. "
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" Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. "
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" There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game. "
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Retail
Game
Win
" That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment. "
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Enjoy
You
Friends
" I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. "
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Get
Rather
Paper
" I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody. "
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Doing
Try
End
" When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off. "
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Week
Time
Three
" People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. "
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Like
Look
Laugh
" The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. "
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Moving On
Name
Start
" We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again. "
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National
See
Shows
" I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day. "
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Happy
Best
Saying
" I'm competitive at everything. "
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Everything
Competitive
" I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done. "
Drew Carey
Run
Mind
Goal
" Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. "
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Funny
Nothing
Someone
" George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do. "
Drew Carey
Thought
Truth
Grow
" Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. "
Drew Carey
Vegas
Conservative
Judges
" I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' "
Drew Carey
Mirror
Think
Face
" Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. "
Drew Carey
America
Crime
Led
" I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. "
Drew Carey
Kid
Played
Trumpet
" There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. "
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Salary
Way
I Can
" After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. "
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After
Game
Like
" Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures. "
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Hollywood
Gestures
Loves
" If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator. "
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Got
Social
Working
" I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it. "
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Once
Cleveland
Jeopardy
" I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. "
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Just
Day
Cheeseburger
" If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. "
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Other
Dream
Comic
" I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.' "
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Good
Mind
Nothing
" The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. "
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First
Game
Beat
" I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me. "
Drew Carey
Movies
Me
People