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" Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. "
Drew Carey
America
Crime
Led
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" I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. "
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" I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody. "
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" For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States. "
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" When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. "
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" I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. "
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" Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. "
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" What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. "
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" I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me. "
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" I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs. "
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" Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one. "
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" I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun. "
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" I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. "
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" I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. "
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Earth
" If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. "
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" When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. "
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" When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. "
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" If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator. "
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" I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across. "
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" I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them. "
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" International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team. "
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" George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do. "
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" There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game. "
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" It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day. "
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" At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know? "
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" As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed. "
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