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" Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. "

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" I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me. "

" I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it. "

" Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. "

" I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. "

" I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across. "

" There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. "

" It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day. "

" Reality shows always look for the worst people. "

" Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. "

" I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up. "

" Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. "

" Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. "

" I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. "

" My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals. "

" International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team. "

" I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me. "

" I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. "

" I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. "

" 'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. "

" I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You can pretty much do it all day and all night if you want to. "

" If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. "

" The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. "

" Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. "

" I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. "

" I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. "

" I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. "

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" At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know? "

" Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. "

" People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. "