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" It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. "

" Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market. "

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" We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.' "

" That was a misconception among a lot of people - that Mormons are polygamist. No, they're not. I mean they obviously have that in their history, and there are some fundamentalists. "

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" I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid. "

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" I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy. "

" When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny. "

" When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time. "

" I was a big Broadway fan for a while. "

" Doing a musical is like having a kid. It's out there alive somewhere. It's not like a movie or a TV show where what we intended is what everyone will see. The kid can act out. The kid's going to do what it wants to do. "

" It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works. "

" I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid. "

" It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great. "

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" Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. "

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