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" We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town. "

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" Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. "

" The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show. "

" Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. "

" We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.' "

" Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas. "

" I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. "

" I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. "

" My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there. "

" A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name. "

" When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh. "

" It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else. "

" My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut. "

" I can feel myself dying inside. "

" I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. "

" We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was. "

" People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else. "

" I was always a very happy, optimistic person. "

" All the religions are super funny to me. "

" The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican. "

" I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. "

" No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. "

" The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican. "

" If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. "

" Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. "

" It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great. "

" So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it. "

" No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' "

" You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado. "

" Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. "