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" What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material. "
Trey Parker
Looking
Always
Connections
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" So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it. "
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" I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. "
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" That was a misconception among a lot of people - that Mormons are polygamist. No, they're not. I mean they obviously have that in their history, and there are some fundamentalists. "
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" When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. "
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" I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them. "
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" Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. "
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" Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. "
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" I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. "
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" A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name. "
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" We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was. "
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" No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' "
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Time
World
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" Like anything important, anything you need people to hear - you've got to have music for it. You've got to make it at least a little piece of a song or sometimes a whole song. "
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" If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. "
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" We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves. "
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