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" You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. "
" What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. "
" Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person. "
" I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it. "
" Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got the human game preserve to play off of. And it's a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you're playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics. "
" Reality: What a concept! "
" I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours. "
" I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way. I can't type it into an iPad - I think that would put a filter into the process. "
" Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' "
" I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. "
" If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing. "
" Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. "
" A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys. "
" Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something that was worth it. "
" Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Does it hit me hard? Oh yeah. "
" I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken. "
" When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work. "
" If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. "
" I think 'Dead Poets' was probably my favorite, just to get started with the idea of doing a movie that people treated as more than a movie. "
" Comedy is acting out optimism. "
" My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly. "
" You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. "
" One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre. "
" I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people. "
" Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started. "
" I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there. "
" I loved running, but all of a sudden everything hurt so much. I started cycling when Zelda was born. "
" I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way. "
" Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! "
" Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. "
" I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing. "