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" Because of YouTube, I'm getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids. "
" My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better. "
" Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that. "
" I have an iPhone, and I can text, and I can use the phone, and I can even take pictures with it. "
" I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances. "
" I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry. "
" I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will. "
" My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. "
" I think the reason I was successful is that I was never cynical. "
" I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do. "
" I had always been quiet and studious in school. I was the high school editor of the newspaper. "
" I was raised going to the movies with my grandmother as a kid. And then I'd come home, and my best friend and I would act out the films that we saw. "
" I'm like your mother, your sister, whatever. "
" Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter. "
" I'm not a person who likes to confront. "
" I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called 'Once Upon a Mattress,' that kind of put me on the map. "
" I eat very well, and I do Pilates. "
" You have to really want it, and don't take it personally if you don't get a job. Because sometimes you're not the type. And sometimes it's somebody else's turn. "
" When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. "
" I love 'Modern Family.' And I love 'Glee' - the singing, the music - Jane Lynch just kills me. "
" Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. "
" I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. "
" I'm into 'House of Cards.' 'Breaking Bad' - my God, did I binge on that! "
" Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. "
" I loved doing 'The Family' with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there were no jokes written into those sketches. It was all character-driven. And sometimes it got a little heavy. "
" As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing. "
" But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh. "
" My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too. "
" Kristin Wiig I think is brilliant. "
" If I go to a party, I'm not one to be the funniest person in the room at all. "
" I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that. "